You may want to take some notes!.
Obviously, we can only guess what our kitties really want from us at any given moment, or what they’re trying so to tell us, but we feel the illustrations below are probably fairly to completely accurate!!
And here they are!
1. Birds are trying to set up a bird colony in your backyard
Also, they say REALLY rude things to you. I’m going to stop them
2. Making your bed is futile because you’re going to mess it up anyway.
And so I’m just gonna get under the covers while you’re making your bed, cool?
3. Your untied shoelaces are dangerous. Even when your shoes aren’t on your feet
I will paw them into submission
4. 3 a.m. is actually wake-up time, and you’ve been doing it wrong forever
What’s your code? I want to set an alarm on your phone. Thanks!
5. Inside my belly exists a button that will end the world. If you rub it, it will end
Do not touch me.
6. The greatest live theatrical experience ever, better than Broadway, is when I knock your stuff off the counter
Don’t you see? I’m trying to expose you to culture.