31. I purred once, it was awful.
32. Your face uses more muscles to frown than to smile…
33. Who is she kidding in those pants?
34. At least your pets love you.
35. “Good morning”?
36. Everything the light touches, I hate it.
37. If beauty is pain, then vanity is agony.
38. That thermometer should not have gone in there.
39. I thought I couldn’t be more disappointed.
40. I could kill you right now.
