11. I keep hitting the escape key…but I’m still here.

12. Have a nice day?

13. Don’t be racist!

14. Boat Rowing

15. I had fun once, it was horrible.

16. There are two kinds of people in this world and I don’t like them.

17. The worst part of my Monday is hearing you complain about yours.

18. The way you pet me sucks.

19. Dashing through the no.

20. Fifty shades of no.
