21. I don’t wanna know what love is and I don’t want you to show me.
22. Like a good neighbor…
23. Your gift is in the litter box.
24. Why socialize when there’s perfectly good wifi and food at home.
25. You want to hear a joke about nitric oxide?
26. There text me “plz” because it’s shorter than “please”.
27. When people say yolo, I want them to live less than once.
28. I see something beautiful…your misery.
29. There are two things I don’t like.
30. You know what’s great about the outdoors?